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BORUSSIA DORTMUND will have to spend a penny or two if they are to keep up with Bayern Munich when Pep Guardiola takes over.

And it seems their star man Mario Gotze just cannot contain his excitement ahead of the summer duel after being caught HAVING A WEE on Malaga’s stadium!
Dortmund played out a snore draw with the Spanish outfit last night in the first leg of their quarter-final Champions League clash.
Prior to the 0-0 stalemate, Dortmund had trained on the pitch where Gotze had opted to go for a cheeky leak behind the advertising hoardings.
Mid-stream, the potty playmaker realised his slash dash was being filmed — but could do nothing to stem the tide and was forced to wait until he had finished his business before rushing off.
It reminded us of the time when nature called for ex-Arsenal goalkeeper Jens Lehmann DURING a match.